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AnonymousAwe really??? No way! I’m on my way!
‘Cause we all wanna party when the funeral ends.
When I have a playlist on shuffle and it just so happens that Nobody, Not Even the Rain follow Such Small Hands. That moment is just awesome.
"If someone asks you if you’re ticklish, it doesn’t matter weather you say yes or no; they’re going to touch you. If they say “Are you ticklish?” and you don’t want to be touched, you have to say something like…”I have diarrhea. And yes, I’m very ticklish."
- Demitri Martin (via acciopussy)
"When they were naming the animals, someone got lazy: anteater? What’s it doing? It’s eating ants. DONE!"
- Demtri Martin (via shinypokemonpoops)
Officially sanctioned CDC Zombie posters.
Don’t believe me? Here’s the link: http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
